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Flying down to Vegas in the AM my man and tomorrow I plan on destroying Tommy and The Chumps in the wonderful game of whiffleball. Continue

Let me begin with stating that I LOVE the concept of the intelligent degenerate. I don't think I've better articulated my being into 2 simple words. My wife and I have recently moved into a very nice new home. We essentially have all our shit in the house, but nothing is organized and it's been stressful and other than buying and setting up a new 46" flatscreen HD full 1080i television, I've proven myself to be basically worthless. My old lady asked me to go and get some new hangers so our house… Continue

So we just recently moved into a fancy new crib. Yesterday, I popped the proverbial cherry by clogging the shitter after a healthy grumpy punt. First time ever in the new home,...I guess she's officially broken in. I couldn't find a plunger of course so I had to venture to the local Rite Aid and pick one up. Of course I'm carrying nothing else and walking by tons of hot women in the middle of the afternoon. I was literally LOLing to myself throughout the visit. Continue