Let me begin with stating that I LOVE the concept of the intelligent degenerate. I don't think I've better articulated my being into 2 simple words. My wife and I have recently moved into a very nice new home. We essentially have all our shit in the house, but nothing is organized and it's been stressful and other than buying and setting up a new 46" flatscreen HD full 1080i television, I've proven myself to be basically worthless. My old lady asked me to go and get some new hangers so our housekeeper could organize the closets. I went to the local Walmart and completely forgot the mission at hand. I did see that they had a friggin' ninendo wii in stock however. Punchdrunk. I bought it immediately with some games and paraphenalia. I completely ignored the hangers. I go home all excited and when I went thru the door, she immediately asked about the hangers. I asked, "oh I forgot those, but CHECK IT OUT...I GOT A WII...DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THESE BABIES ARE TO FIND. JACKPOT!". She retorted with "great another game system, that's ALL we need." We do have virtually every other one. I tried to make it up to her today by taking my Kentucky Derby winnings and buying her some $300 handbag for Mother's Day. Let's hope that translates into a $300 handjob.
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